For funeral homes

Your name first when a family searches at 2 a.m.

We tend your Google profile every week, so families in every town you serve find your home on the map and call you first.

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72%

Most people look at three local businesses or fewer before they pick one.

What changes for you

  • Show up in the top 3 when a family searches at 2 a.m.01
  • Be found in every town your families come from.02
  • Get named when a family asks ChatGPT which funeral home to call.03

Client result · dental. A Brooklyn dental office went from 1 to 7 map pins in the top 3 in 20 days, and its average position moved from 18.8 to 9.5.

The problem

Most families look at three homes or fewer before they call, and 40% have chosen a home they found on Facebook.

What it costs you now

  • A family searches funeral home near me at 2 a.m. The home in the top 3 gets the call.
  • A funeral with viewing and burial runs about $8,300. Each family you miss is that much.
  • The corporate-owned group across town pays someone to hold that top spot. You rely on word of mouth.

We Guide The Search
To Your Door

Three jobs, done every week for one flat fee. Here is what changes for your trade.

  1. 01

    Show up in the top 3 when a family searches at 2 a.m.

    When someone types funeral home near me, your home sits in the top spots on Google Maps, so the first call comes to you.

  2. 02

    Be found in every town your families come from.

    You tell us the towns you serve. We push your profile up in each one, week after week, until families there see you first.

  3. 03

    Get named when a family asks ChatGPT which funeral home to call.

    More families now ask ChatGPT who to call. We work so your name, your reviews and your towns show up in those answers.

Numbers,
Not Adjectives.

Client results come from the same weekly work: your Google profile, your website, your place in ChatGPT answers, and a plain report. Industry figures name their source. Yours will vary.

01

Client result · dental. A Brooklyn dental office went from 1 to 7 map pins in the top 3 in 20 days, and its average position moved from 18.8 to 9.5.

02

Client result · commercial cleaning. A Montreal cleaning company moved its average position from 17.2 to 4 and showed up in 100% of locations in 4 weeks.

03

The median funeral with viewing and burial costs about $8,300 and with cremation about $6,280.

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How It Works,
Start To First Call

  1. 01

    You give us access to your Google profile once.

  2. 02

    We get you on the map and in ChatGPT, town by town.

  3. 03

    You watch the family calls go up in every town you serve.

One Price.
Everything Included.

One price for one location. Agencies hide the real number behind a call; ours is on the page.

Starter

$997 a month, no contract

One flat fee covers the weekly work on your Google profile, every town you serve, your place in ChatGPT answers and a short note each month on where your home shows up. No contract. Stop any month you like.

Apply for a spot
  • Your Google profile kept up to date, with weekly posts and review replies
  • Fixes to your website so Google can read it and show it
  • Work so ChatGPT and Google AI name your business
  • A monthly report in plain English: where you show up, calls, directions
  • No contract. Cancel any month.

Tell us the towns you serve and we will look at where your home shows up today.

You will hear back from Jackson Merkl, our founder.